Mistaaaaaake

The Anaheim Angels (no, I don't care that that's not their name anymore) signed good-hit, no-field outfielder Bobby Abreu for one year, $5 M plus incentives up to $8 M-ish total.

The Washington Nationals signed good-hit, no-field outfielder Adam Dunn (though they'll probably play him at first) for two years, $20 M.

The Tampa Bay Rays signed good-hit, no-field outfielder Pat Burrell (though they'll mostly DH him) for two years, $16 M.

The Philadelphia Phillies signed good-hit, no-field Raul Ibanez (the worst and oldest of these four players and the only one for whom the signing team had to give up a draft-pick) for three years, $30 M. And they can't DH him.

Which of these things is not like the others?