The Eye Of The Mediocre Relief Pitcher

The Mets tried to offer Rocky Cherry back to the Orioles after selecting him in the Rule 5 draft last year. The O's declined, and he was subsequently released by the Mets. Poor Rocky. Your first name makes me think you're tough enough to handle the rejection, whereas your last name doesn't. I'll miss you, but you also kind of suck. There's just no room in the O's pen - maybe come back if you can go 5-6 innings.