It's Gold, Jerry. GOLD!

I realize that I have posted in a few days, but I've been busy and there hasn't been much news lately. The Orioles are paring down their roster (and when it's finalized I imagine I'll comment), but otherwise I'm just waiting for the season to start.

So here I present my plan for turning the Orioles from a last-place team into a World Champion.
I'm expecting the team to contact me shortly to offer some sort of leadership position in the organization.