Thursday, May 8, 2008

League Leaders

With Maxim magazines annual list of the 100 hottest women coming out soon, somebody noticed that 6 of the women on there are ex-girlfirends of a certain poor-fielding New York shortstop. That gives Cap'n Jeter a .060 MHEXGA (Maxim's Hottest Ex-Girlfirend Average), which doesn't sound impressive but is actually an estimated 0.060 above average - that gives him an MHEXGA+ of somewhere near infinity. It seems that Alex Rodriguez came in with an extremely un-clutch MHEXGA of .000, though it's unclear if there are any strike-outs in there.

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