That's Not How The Reals Are Ordered

Why would someone bring up stats that are blatantly wrong to support a counter-intuitive conclusion? Because they hate base-cloggers, that's why.

""Everybody's wondering why I didn't pinch-hit for Corey," Baker said. "Corey, in his career, has been better against left-handers than right-handers."

Corey Patterson, career:
Vs. RHP .260/.302/.423
Vs. LHP .240/.273/.375" - FJM

Rarely do they make it quite this easy to make fun of them. Thanks, Dusty.

By the way, the last Joe Morgan ESPN Chat was basically 90% people asking Joe questions about Gary Sheffield and consistency and the like - Joe Baiters, if you will. Why even bother wasting everyone's time then? I am disappointed about losing that weekly source of amusement.